14 Funny Quotes to Celebrate April Fool's Day
Author: Noel Jameson
April Fool's Day is almost upon us, and what better way to warm up our laughter than with a few funny quotes? Chances are, you're going to pull a few pranks (and be the center of one or two) when April 1st rolls around. Let these funny quotes get your humorous side ready for this day of great fun.
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1. 'April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.' ~ Mark Twain
2. 'It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.' ~ Max Eastman
3. 'Isn't it appropriate that the month of the tax begins with April Fool's Day and ends with cries of 'May Day!'?' ~ Author Unknown
4. 'Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.' ~ Charles Lamb
5. 'I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.' ~ Oscar Wilde
6. 'Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.' ~ Author Unknown
7. 'You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.' ~ Ethel Barrymore
8. 'You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!' ~ Dave Barry
9. 'The full area of ignorance is not mapped. We are at present only exploring the fringes.' ~ JD Bernal
10. 'Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.' ~ Carl Gustav Jung
11. 'A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice' ~ Bill Cosby
12. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. ~ Will Rogers
13. 'I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.' ~ Alan Coren
14. 'A sense of humor is the only divine quality of man.' ~ Arthur Schopenhauer
While the phrase 'April fool' started out as a way to ridicule those who refused to change with the times (back in the 1500's) it's now a way to share our humorous side with family, friends and colleagues. This year, make a promise to yourself to play at least one April Fool\'s joke and to be a good sport when you're the butt of one. After all, the ability to laugh at one's self is a sure sign that you're not really a fool, regardless of what day or month it is. Get yourself in the laughing mood with the above 14 funny quotes.
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