Friday, April 20, 2012

Shakespeare Quotes to Celebrate the Birthday

14 Shakespeare Quotes to Celebrate the Birth of a Literary Genius

Author:Noel Jameson

Shakespeare's birthday is right around the corner and what better way to celebrate the birth of this literary genius than with some thought-provoking and soul-stirring Shakespeare quotes? For all of you Shakespeare fans out there, these 14 quotes from some of his most famous works go out to you...

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1. 'What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.'

2. 'All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances, and one man in his time plays many parts, his acts being seven ages.'

3. 'To be, or not to be, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,or to take arms against a sea of troubles.'

4. 'What a piece of work is a man! How noble in reason, how infinite in faculties, in form and moving how express and admirable. In action, how like an angel, in apprehension how like a god!'

5. 'Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath bore me on his back a thousand times, and now how abhorr'd in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it.'

6. 'Cowards die many times before their deaths. The valiant never taste of death but once.'

7. 'My words fly up, my thoughts remain below. Words without thoughts never to heaven go.'

8. 'Why then the world's mine oyster, which I with sword will open.'

9. 'All that glisters is not gold, often have you heard that told. Many a man his life hath sold, but my outside to behold gilded tombs do worms enfold.'

10. 'The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves, that we are underlings.'

11. 'The course of true love never did run smooth.'

12. 'Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears! I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him. The evil that men do lives after them, the good is oft interred with their bones -- so let it be with Caesar.'

13. 'There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.'

14. 'Oft expectation fails, and most oft there where most it promises; and oft it hits here hope is coldest, and despair most fits.'

It takes a cultured and educated individual to appreciate the works of Shakespeare. As we celebrate the anniversary of his birth this month, let these 14 Shakespeare quotes serve as a remembrance of how brilliant his works and his imagination really were.

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Friday, April 6, 2012

15 David Letterman Quotes

15 David Letterman Quotes to Celebrate the Comedian's Birthday

Author: Noel Jameson

Why is now the perfect time for some fun and entertaining David Letterman quotes? Because his birthday is right around the corner! Dave's going to be 61! Let's help him celebrate by reflecting on these 15 hilarious David Letterman quotes.

1. 'Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, 'I've got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.' Yeah, that's always the sign of a man in good health, isn't it?'

2. 'Last night the United States dropped four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don't know anything about explosives, but, my God, do those things even need to explode?'

3. 'President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger.'

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4. 'President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of the American voters to become president, either.'

5. 'There is no 'off' position on the genius switch.'

6. 'Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.'

7. 'There is a new billboard outside Time Square. It keeps an up-to-minute count of gun-related crimes in New York. Some goofball is going to shoot someone just to see the numbers move.'

8. 'I got some good news earlier today before the show. Thanks to Alex Rodriguez, I am no longer the most overpaid disappointment in New York City.'

9. 'I'm fifty, and I look like a regular guy. You look like a poodle.'

10. 'This is TV the way it's supposed to be, ain't it?'

11. 'I don't know if you've ever seen this show. Hell, I don't even know if you're watching now.'

12. 'For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home.'

13. 'USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75of the population.'

14. 'New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.'

15. 'I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.'

Very few people can get me on the floor rolling with laughter. David Letterman is one of them. He truly has a gift for making people laugh. Let's help him celebrate his birthday this year. These David Letterman quotes are a great way to start.

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12 Easter Quotes to Celebrate a Miracle

12 Easter Quotes to Celebrate a Miracle That Changed the World

Author: Noel Jameson

Easter will be here before you know it, making now the perfect time for some delightful Easter quotes. After all, miracles may happen every day but this miracle -- the miracle of Christ rising from the cross to free all mankind from our sins -- is one that we must never forget. With that in mind, let's reflect on just how wondrous this gift was with these 12 lovely Easter quotes.

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1. 'The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to start over no matter what my circumstances.' ~ Robert Flatt

2. 'Let every man and woman count himself immortal. Let him catch the revelation of Jesus in his resurrection. Let him say not merely, 'Christ is risen,' but 'I shall rise.' ~ Phillips Brooks

3. 'Christianity begins where religion ends...with the resurrection.' ~ Herbert Booth Smith

4. 'Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there.' ~ Clarence W. Hall

5. 'It was inevitable that Jesus Christ should be crucified. It was also inevitable that He should rise again.' ~ H. R. L. Sheppard

6. 'The great gift of Easter is hope - Christian hope which makes us have that confidence in God, in his ultimate triumph, and in his goodness and love, which nothing can shake.' ~ Basil C. Hume

7. 'The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise.' ~ Carl Knudsen

8. 'On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer.' ~ Douglas Horton

9. 'And he departed from our sight that we might return to our heart, and there find Him. For He departed, and behold, He is here.' ~ St. Augustine

10. 'Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness.' ~ Floyd W. Tomkins

11. 'The joyful news that He is risen does not change the contemporary world. Still before us lie work, discipline, sacrifice. But the fact of Easter gives us the spiritual power to do the work, accept the discipline, and make the sacrifice.' ~ Henry Knox Sherrill

12. 'In every grave on earth's green sward is a tiny seed of the resurrection life of Jesus Christ, and that seed cannot perish. It will germinate when the warm south wind of Christ's return brings back the spring-tide to this cold sin-cursed earth of ours; and then they that are in their graves, and we who shall lie down in ours, will feel in our mortal bodies the power of His resurrection, and will come forth to life immortal.' ~ David Gregg

So as spring comes and the grass and flowers come back to life, let it remind us of the miracle of the true Resurrection. And while the bunny and the eggs may all be fun, let these 12 Easter quotes remind us of the true reason for this holiday.

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Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Funny Quotes to Celebrate April Fool's Day

14 Funny Quotes to Celebrate April Fool's Day

Author: Noel Jameson

April Fool's Day is almost upon us, and what better way to warm up our laughter than with a few funny quotes? Chances are, you're going to pull a few pranks (and be the center of one or two) when April 1st rolls around. Let these funny quotes get your humorous side ready for this day of great fun.

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1. 'April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.' ~ Mark Twain

2. 'It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.' ~ Max Eastman

3. 'Isn't it appropriate that the month of the tax begins with April Fool's Day and ends with cries of 'May Day!'?' ~ Author Unknown

4. 'Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.' ~ Charles Lamb

5. 'I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.' ~ Oscar Wilde

6. 'Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.' ~ Author Unknown

7. 'You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.' ~ Ethel Barrymore

8. 'You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!' ~ Dave Barry

9. 'The full area of ignorance is not mapped. We are at present only exploring the fringes.' ~ JD Bernal

10. 'Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.' ~ Carl Gustav Jung

11. 'A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice' ~ Bill Cosby

12. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. ~ Will Rogers

13. 'I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.' ~ Alan Coren

14. 'A sense of humor is the only divine quality of man.' ~ Arthur Schopenhauer

While the phrase 'April fool' started out as a way to ridicule those who refused to change with the times (back in the 1500's) it's now a way to share our humorous side with family, friends and colleagues. This year, make a promise to yourself to play at least one April Fool\'s joke and to be a good sport when you're the butt of one. After all, the ability to laugh at one's self is a sure sign that you're not really a fool, regardless of what day or month it is. Get yourself in the laughing mood with the above 14 funny quotes.

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